@TheAlexNevil: When people don’t say thank you for my holding a door open for them, it’s not a big deal. I simply run ahead to the next door they’re about to go through and tightly hold it shut.
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@chagger73: I only watch Storage Wars to see if they find my ex's body. Just kidding. I like the show. And she's buried in the woods.
@MatCro: [GF comes home to find our son alone] Where are you? I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: [soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice] I AM
@JessObsess: ME: *does something stupid* I hope no one saw me do that ALSO ME: *texting all my friends* Listen to what I just did