@bobby: when someone calls you and you miss the call but you call them back literally one second later and they don't answer. what's going on there. did you drop your telephone in a well. did you get axe murdered.
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@iGreenMonk: How boring my life has become! The only time I hear myself say, "I'm coming" is when I'm trying to tell my dog I'm getting his food ready!
@moose_chocolate: I bet a cool thing would be to play musical chairs using toilets and call it "Game of Thrones".
@Darlainky: Nurse: You need to eat or you can't have your pain meds. Me: Do the thing. Nurse: Me: Nurse: *holding fork* [sigh]*makes airplane noise*