JUDITH! FETCH MY EVIL PLAN GLASSES!
*2 hours later has organised a small festival*
Dammit Judith, these are my party planning glasses!
When someone ends a sentence with “af” they were hastily trying to type “A FALCON DESCENDS UPON ME” but could not make it in time.
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10 years later if Romeo and Juliet had lived:
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Sigh….trying to watch the game here Julie.
I’m just going to cut out the middle man and start cashing my paychecks at the liquor store.
My toddler gets pretty impatient with me for someone who takes 45 minutes to eat an egg.
[first day as a lawyer]
ME: Clearly my client is guilty, your Honor.
JUDGE: *pinching bridge of nose* Are you sure you want to defend yourself?
Who dies surrounded by friends. Hey Mike come over I’m dying
I wrote ‘I loathe ‘ and ac finished it with ‘people’. I’m gonna marry my phone.
*stops next to punks at red light*
*stares them down, turns up The Walking Dead opening music*
*light turns green, slowly accelerates*