My MIL recently had an amazing recovery from a serious illness. Everyone was saying what a fighter she is.
I’d have to agree, I mean she’ll literally fight with anyone.
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me: raises hell
Hell: put me back down!
god: *inventing horse* this is pretty fast
angel: and so wild
god: only a lunatic would ride one
angel: are you—
god: —ima make a lunatic
you, a dumb idiot: today is friday the 13th
me, a wise genius: there have been way more than 13 fridays
Bailiff: State your name for the court
Hr: Clara Sofía Alba Constanza Guadalupe…
Judge: That’s enough I want to get out of here b4 lunch!
I’m guessing the person who decided how to spell “queue” and “okay” got paid by the letter.
It’s so frustrating when your therapist tells you to go to your happy place then yells at you when you show up at her house
The world would be a better place if we all got along like the “Price Is Right” audience.
The only entities which will survive a nuclear holocaust will be the c**kroaches and a book packed by Flipkart.