@CVTBaby: When the ex saw 2 wine glasses in my sink, I hope he thought, "she shared a bottle w/ a hot guy" not "drinking alone 2 nights in a row"
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@Pork_Chop_Hair: 5yo: knock knock Me: 5: Mom, knock KNOCK Me: 5: I said KNOCK KNOCK!! Me: Sorry, you know how I feel about answering the door, buddy.
@Robert_Beau: Boss: You gonna get any work done today? Me: Sorry Boss, I was up late watching the game, I'll pick it up. B: Who won? M: Jack Daniels
@thagr8short1: I never try to make guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they should have stayed there.