@Lunatic_times: when the lady in the elevator burst into tears I did the only thing a man could do in the situation. I fell to the floor and played dead.
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@LackOfShame: Always get double toppings on take out pizza so you can eat one of the toppings off as an appetizer during your drive home.
@YINGY_FLEMMMING: When they announce "all youths stay behind after church. Your Help is needed around the church premises" Me:
@TheAlexP: * wishes on shooting star " the wish you have wished for has already been taken, please try again"
@roxiqt: ALIEN: Take me to your leader ME: [eating pizza with a fork] Bold of you to assume that I'm not the leader