@HousewifeOfHell: When the world is about to end, I hope we know about it in advance so I can stop doing laundry.
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@0point5twins: "I bumped into your wife yesterday" "Oh, where?" "You know the café opposite the S&M club?" "Yes" "Opposite that café"
@Scorpio1080: I just observed a sign that said "How do nudists clean their glasses?" so there's that question to keep you up at night.
@krissywillbretz: A good way to get kicked out of church is to shout "HOLE!" after every chorus of "Glory, Glory, Glory".