@randomlawless: When you get to my age, your milkshake still brings boys to the yard, but they're like "I'm lactose intolerant."
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@retniw_nuf: I wear my wedding ring everyday so I know my right hand from my left hand, incase the man of my dreams asks me for directions.
@weinerdog4life: How do I stay in shape? I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
@canadasandra: Wanna know what it's like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.