@rolldiggity: When your date asks about your hobbies, DON'T grab her table knife in a napkin and say, "Collecting knives with strangers' prints on them."
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@lyric_intent: The most awkward part of being the first person to write something down, was then explaining to everyone that they were now illiterate
@ItsAndyRyan: *kissing on small couch* Her: We should have a threes- Me: I'll call Karen Her: ...three-seater. Karen? Me: I believe Karen sells furniture
@GingerHotDish: Them: Are you a frontend or backend developer? Me: *winking* I’m pretty developed in both places. Anyways, that’s how I ended up in HR.