4 words. 5 syllables. Easy to say. Hard to prove. ”I am a zebra.”
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Patient: “How much longer do I have doc? Doctor: “Ten.” Patient: “Ten what?” Doctor: “Nine…”
[Cat birthday party]
*Cat opens gift from her husband*
“It’s…an empty box.”
“Oh honey, I love it!”
Sit-ups are no fun, sharpie abs are definitely the way to go if you want permanent results.
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My dog wouldn’t shut up so I told him I killed the mailman. He was jealous but proud of me.
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