@dannyboy7813: Whenever I draw or paint anything I say look what my kids did when they were toddlers
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@roxiqt: There is no casual way to ask someone to move in with you. It's a very big step in any relationship. It takes careful planning & excellent timing to figure out how to approach that conversation. That said, it's not impossible to lure a raccoon into your home. In this essay,
@nbadag: [christmas eve] SON: i’m gonna stay up late and catch santa claus! ME: listen kiddo, about santa SON: yea? ME: [whispering] he could snap u in half like a damn twig SON: what ME: he’s wily too. like a jackal
@thatUPSdude: Your potato salad recipe is not a "family secret", your uncle Ray who cooks meth in his trailer home is a family secret.