@LizHackett: Whenever I see a family and one child is trudging slightly behind everyone and crying, I want to lean in and whisper, "Someday you will write jokes."
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@thholyghost: me at a restaurant waiter: here's ur cup :-) me: oh thank you waiter: *puts down cup* me: thank you waiter: *fills cup up with water* me: thank you waiter: i'll be back soon with your food me: thank you