@thepaulahunt: Whenever I see a good looking firefighter, I stop, drop, and roll, so he knows I'm knowledgeable about fire safety.
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@longwall26: Just a reminder that your coworkers aren't going to get eaten by bears on their own. You have to make that happen. You have to want it.
@StayNobody: [Drug deal] How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this? *Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is