@NoogsCorner: Whenever I see an unsecured WiFi, I just assume it's owned by a chimpanzee sitting in a room and hitting a keyboard with a hammer.
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@AndrewNadeau0: MARINE BIOLOGY PROFESSOR: So an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings. When octopi do this it’s called— ME: An octo-lie. PROFESSOR: …Metachrosis. ME: PROFESSOR: ME: Mocktopus.