Spanish for wife – “esposa”
Spanish for handcuffs – “esposas”
Well played, Spanish
Whenever I unsubscribe and it asks me why, I choose “other” and put “you know what you did.”
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To prepare yourself for having a kid: Every night before bed say to your phone “Siri, Set an alarm. Surprise me.”
Crabs always look like they’re walking themselves out of an awkward situation ….
I only buy stuff I need on Amazon.
*Opens new metal detector*
I have made a lot of bad decisions in my life but I’ve never made a bad sandwich. From now on I will make no more decisions only sandwiches.
This 8 year old kid at McDonald’s just ordered coffee. I hate to think the hell of the day he is having.
Mickey Mouse: Hey, so I’m seeing someone now.
Donald Duck: Me too.
Mickey: What’s she like?
Donald: Me. But with a bow.
Mickey: Sounds hot.
Her: Do I look fat?
Him: Do I look stupid?…
Her: are you eating a taco?
Me: *wiping taco shell crumbs off her back* what?