@HallpassCanada: Whenever someone asks how i'm doing & walks away before i answer..I write "GREAT" on the side of thier car with my keys!
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@desolateson: I slept under the Christmas tree once when I was 9 waiting for Santa. And once when I was 37 waiting for the room to stop spinning.
@fishbowel: Me: what do want for your birthday Friend: just a gift card or some shit Me, at the party: *with a gross smelling gift* I think you'll love it
@TheRealNickKay: *LIGHTHOUSE* BATMAN - You call? L/HOUSE KEEPER - Shit, not again man. I am so sorry. BATMAN - Dead seagull on the light? LK -*Nods*
@GrowlyGrego: YOU'VE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME, CAROL. *grabs face* *whispers* You're goddamn right I have a few minutes to hear about your new pedometer.