@HallpassCanada: Whenever someone asks how i'm doing & walks away before i answer..I write "GREAT" on the side of thier car with my keys!
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@Gupton68: HR: Punching colleagues is wrong Me: But he drank from my mug HR: That doesn't allow you to— M: I'd just filled it with gin HR: You know alcohol is not permitt— M: —ger beer... HR: *high fiving me* Nice save!
@Beatonm5: someone explain to me 72 hour protection deodorants and antiperspirants. If you bathe everyday, that like defeats the whole purpose right??
@underchilde: There’s a manual somewhere that warns against scorning women, but when has a man ever read one of those?