@MourningGlory_: Whenever someone tells me they get a "high" from running, all I'm thinking is, "You've obviously never been high before."
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@GreenishDuck: Don't let the door hit you on the way out! *guy looks back and laughs, the door punches him in the back of the head*
@ImFunnyMang: And on the 32nd day, God had forgotten to end his free trial, so he was charged for the month.
@StillJessLS: Damn you Jehovah's, suckered me in to opening my door. Sure,I'll read your literature, while you read my twitter. We'll see who converts who