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In my opinion – until they add extra fries, a martini & a joint – they have no business calling it a Happy Meal
I’ll be celebrating my birthday the traditional way, by barging naked into a room full of strangers and crying.
6:00am: I’ll go to the gym in 20 minutes
6:20am: I’ll go to the gym in 10 minutes
6:30am: I’ll go to the gym in 5 minutes
6:35am: I’ll go to the gym in 2 minutes
6:37am: What time does McDonald’s open
Call your laptop what it really is: Bed TV.
“Get in the van if you want to live.”
6yo:You can’t eat chips before dinner!
Me:YOU can’t. I’m a grown man. I do what I want.
*Wife walks in*: What’s that?
Me:WHAT? NOTHING. Huh?
Can you guess which dog isn’t falling for the “worm pill” wrapped in bacon ?
“And thou shalt know those whom God has chosen for eternal salvation in the following manner: they shall retweet this.” Revelation 4:12.