@LiquidFaerie

While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂❤️

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@Jenn_H_Scott

Me: One day, when you’re older, I’m gonna come to your house and ask you for a snack every 5 min and beg you to take me places and buy me stuff constantly

9yo: …and I’ll say no to all of it, just like you do

@barbhaynes

OMG, you guys, there’s a button on this stove that says “Stop Time”. Should I press it??

@shkeeber

I killed a man once, because killing him twice is a physical impossibility.

@DrakeGatsby

[Watching ‚ÄúAliens,‚ÄĚ sees the first alien]

Me: I bet at least one more alien shows up

@FeverFlave

My dad is a legend at hide and seek. One time I needed mom’s help to find him. He was hiding at a motel with a strange lady.

@DanMentos

date: So what do you do?
me: *pulls out stuffed fox* I’m a taxidermist
date: Oh wow
fox: and a ventriloquist

@egg_dog

cross bred an apple with a garlic to create a gapple. the only thing that will defend me from the horrid Dr Dracula

@chrizmillr

Weird how Superman’s an alien but looks exactly like a white dude & then he landed in Kansas & not say, mainland China