
STEVE MILLER: some people call me the space cowboy
ME: dude we only did that once and we all really really regret it
STEVE MILLER: some people call me the space cowboy
ME: dude we only did that once and we all really really regret it
my reaction to stepping in dog shit is identical to me logging onto facebook…
Imagine if last names were invented now, so instead of “Smith” and “Baker,” we had “Frontenddeveloper” and “Socialmediaconsultant.”
the battle rages on
What doesn’t kill you, forces me to reload.
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super fun if you don’t know what either of those things are.
Worst part about going to work this morning was the look on my dog’s face that said “sucks for you, I’m going back to sleep”.
Twitter’s fun because everyone’s really cynical and snide about everything except *checks hand* … wrestling? that can’t be right
waiter: do you need a minute to look over the menu?
me, researched it online: yes please
I switched to watching horror movies, because literally anything is less scary.