Just gonna leave this here.
WHITE PEOPLE COLONIZED AND ENSLAVED THE WORLD IN SEARCH OF SPICES AND DIDN’T USE A DAMN ONE
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[takes a massive shit on a bird in the park]
See? Not nice, is it?
Her: Oh, you brought me flowers!
Me: Yes, one of the many benefits of living next door to a graveyard…
To date, my most successful weight loss programs have been heartbreak, pneumonia and botulism.
1. Don’t die.
Hello, I dinged your car. The people watching me leave this note probably think I’m leaving you my name & number.
Signed, Guess Who.
ME AT 15: oh no climate change is going to kill me
ME AT 25: good
Why are there 2 dragon smileys on Whatsapp?
“He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head.”
“No babe, this calls for a full dragon.”
Me: I’ll just take a regular bikini wax. Or should I go Brazilian? What do you think?
Nurse: Ma’am, I’m just here to take out your catheter.
Moth 1: Such a great day for flying
Moth 2: No wind at all…perfect
Moth 1: Where should be go?
Moth 2: We cou-
[semi-truck drives by]
Moth 1 (looking around): Hello? Stan?