? Hey there Delilah, what’s it like when u go grazing
I know u said you’re not a cow but girl this milk sure tastes amazing
Did u just moo ?
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DINNERTIME FOOD IDEAS FROM MY SON
“Can we put Nutella on our salmon and call it salmonella?”
This has been DINNERTIME FOOD IDEAS FROM MY SON
As kids, we wondered why our parents were always in a bad mood.
Now we’re like, okay yes this makes sense.
Waiter, Waiter, this chicken is nothing but skin and bones.
Would you like the feathers too?
#WaiterJokes #RubbishJokes #Puns #DadJokes
‘Sir, what causes a tsunami?’
‘What about earthquakes?’
-Me as a teacher
Dayton hoops player has a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad night.
My kid just sneezed in my face and laughed.
A local man died after a shelf full of routers fell on him.
It was an unexpected LAN slide.
Started out with a kiss how did it end up like this?
CDC: I thought we were pretty clear.
me: it’s our third date, you know what this means
him: *confidently* I think I do
me: *saves his number in my contacts*