@MarlonBrandNO: Who called them fake potatoes and not imitaters.
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@TheDailySchmuck: I'm black. I should be able to stick my finger in milk and make it chocolate milk. But evolution is bogus.
@tarashoe: ohgod what if there's some murderer in the backseat of my car while i'm driving alone and they hear me singing this cranberries song off-key
@savvystrider: The next person to tell me a joke about Indians & call centers is getting beaten to death with my snake charming flute.