Who decided that we have to get stuff done every day?

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PSA for librarians: occasionally check how the World Book encyclopedia is arranged on your shelves


Just ate the last slice of pizza and I wish there was more. Suddenly all of Taylor Swifts songs make sense to me.


As I get closer to 30 I start to worry about more big picture things like famine and over population in my apartment


Guy who invented the piano: 200 hundred years from now it may need tuning but it will be sturdy. So sturdy.

His friend, who invented piano benches: the legs are designed for maximum wobble


when someone is like “you’re a digital artist right? could you make me a logo?” and you’re like “no I’m not a graphic designer” and they’re like “I’ll give you $400” and you’re like “okay fine I’m a graphic designer but just for tonight”


pacific rim takes place in 2020 and the kaiju haven’t emerged yet. but seeing how this year is going, we should be prepared.


Hoping for an even stronger cup of coffee, I just replaced the water in my coffee maker with coffee. Now we wait.


Anytime I see a happy white couple in their 30’s sitting in front of a laptop, I just assume they are filming a credit score commercial.


Neil Patrick Harris couldn’t host a tapeworm without a musical number. #Emmys