This day in history. 1963. The Beach Boys released “Be True to Your School” but I wasn’t taking orders from 5 guys who shared 1 surfboard.
Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
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Kid 2: What about me?
Me: Well Alvin, ur named after a famous chipmunk
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