@daemonic3: Who is the idiot that called it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
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@JhonRules: *dumps Gatorade on an alligator* How does your family taste you green piece of shit
@SirEviscerate: *uses blood from wounds to write my killer's name on the floor* I...will be...avenged. NO! BAD DOG! DON'T LICK THAT! DADDY NEEDS JUSTICE!
@primawesome: I treat going to a therapist like going to a mechanic. "So, It's been making some odd sounds and I'm sure it's on the verge of a breakdown."