@papasuncle: Who names their kid Russell? Like hey kid you're a noise. Look after your sister kurplop boing
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@_ElvishPresley_: Bruce Wayne: hey, how would you like to take a ride in my batmobi—I mean…brucemobile? Date: uhh Bruce: my regular normal carmobile
@Twitmytweeties: "Snitches get stitches" Cute little rhyme.. However I believe, "Snitches never wake up again" is more likely to deter snitching...
@MarioInAZ: My kids are young, so when they listen to old school music they think its new. They are currently listening to a hot new band called Queen.