Airport moving sidewalks are great for when you only want to feel like George Jetson for 10 seconds before you’re back to Fred Flintstone.
Who puts a banana in their pocket anyway
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(Ordering at restaurant)
how come i dont pee bubbles when i drink Sprite
[hits it again]
ah guess its ok, wouldn’t want a tingly dingus
All mushrooms are edible.
Some only once.
I’m eating this banana sideways so my husband doesn’t get the wrong idea.
If Private Ryan was Black…it would be called..”Sorry for your loss Mrs.Ryan.”
yep, everyone’s life is still better than mine
ah yes. my fellow trash bretheren.
Cop1:did u hear about the kidnapping?
Cop2: should we go help?
Cop1: No it’s ok he woke up.
This fall on CBS
“Good Cop, Dad Cop”
I tried to make a smoothie for lunch. Apparently, three frozen pizzas will break a juicer.