Who tf be hiding shrimp in their socks?

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People who have wheels on their office chair, how do you get any work done?


“Hashtag.” #ReplaceAOneWordMovieTitleWithTheWordHashtag


I don’t think this bowl of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups on my desk is making me as indispensable to the workplace as I had hoped.


Every time I think I’ve parallel parked in a space the size of a shoebox, I get out and find it’s the length of two football fields


Her: Wasn’t it fun cutting down our own Christmas tree?

Me: Yea, especially when that guy chased us out of his yard…


It’s like my granddad used to say “If you have to ask the question, then you don’t know the answer.”