@bggas400

Who the hell came up with ‘prolly’ for probably?

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@ShesAllNat

My ex boyfriend was into two types of women:

1) Me
2) My Best Friend

@markleggett

If you accept small grammatical errors, decent society collapses and then everyone starts marrying dogs. That’s what happened to Australia.

@PleaseBeGneiss

Computer: would you like to update?

Me: remind me tomorrow

[tomorrow]

Me: I did not see this coming

@Starchily90

Any time someone says “have you seen that YouTube video?” I always say yes……… Cause otherwise they make you watch it on their phone