Who the hell came up with ‘prolly’ for probably?
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sorry I didn’t call the dog ate your phone number
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[god creating jellyfish]
how bout an evil bag
Computer: would you like to update?
Me: remind me tomorrow
Me: I did not see this coming
*signs up for PayPal because it sounds like having a friend*
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