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@Nicoleroxxu: My husband doesn't like it when I say we are "married" with quotation marks.
@lloydrang: Way ahead of you, "cashless society."
@RedIsDead: Date: What do you do?
Me: I'm a cleptozoologist
Date: That's interest...wait, what??
Me: *is already stealing lobsters from the tank*
@Scdavis24: Question everything. Or should you?
@: why do boys change into their football tops to just sit in front of the telly to watch the game ahahah a don’t stick a pair a fangs on when am watching the vampire diaries