@1Happytwit: Whoever left me in charge of all this booze is going to have a lot to answer for tomorrow.
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@Jay_FrickinLynn: Excuse me, ma'am. Your car doesn't make you invisible, but I am super impressed by how far you just got your finger up your nose.
@Laser_Cat: *leans out office door* Susan, hold all my calls. I have a very important lunch. *goes to desk and makes animal crackers fight each other*
@GrantTanaka: creepy kid: I see dead people me: I see people I want dead creepy kid: but they don't know they're dead me: [racks shotgun] same