@1Happytwit: Whoever left me in charge of all this booze is going to have a lot to answer for tomorrow.
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@SaltyCorpse: You think your life is uncomfortable? My gynecologist lives four doors down from me.
@hazelmotes1: Superman: I'm my own worst enemy. Lex Luthor: oh. That's nice. I'm literally standing right here.
@thwphipps: the word 'freelancer' originally came from medieval knights who would kill evildoers for the king and THEN NOT GET PAID FOR EIGHT MONTHS