@bobvulfov: why are bouquets only for flowers? why not a bouquet of hot dogs. or a bouquet of hot dogs with ketchup. or a bouquet of hot dogs with musta
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@dshack8: "I really have no idea how to pronounce my name but I won't admit it." Guys named Geoff.
@PostCultRev: "Clue" is a board game about people trapped in a house and one of them is a homicidal maniac who has just killed. Ages 8 and up.
@upsidedowntrash: Coworker: crazy weather we're having Me: [as loud as possible] SHARON FOR THE LAST TIME I WILL NOT KILL YOUR HUSBAND FOR A BAG OF REDVINES
@WalkingOutside: Save us all the headache of buying my kids more toys. Just give me money and I'll put it on the floor & trip on it before pocketing it.