Why is there a show called “When Animals Attack”? It should be called “When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals.”
why are we mad at Beyonce for cultural appropriation when we could be mad that she made us listen to a Coldplay song?
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I hate when I drop my chili cheese dog in my car and then I have to eat my whole car.
IN THIS ECONOMY?!?
Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27.
Cop: Admit it! You killed that family
Murderer: You can’t prove anything…
Cop: You know, you’re actually called “Murderer” in this thing
When my friends come over they know to ask “may I sit here” and then we look at my dog to see if it’s OK
I’m “don’t flash your headlights at someone who doesn’t have theirs on bc they will come and kill you” years old.
How are they committing internet crimes from the space station when I can’t get a decent signal in my kitchen.
~ gas pumps
Scariest things in the world:
2. Phone calls
3. That feeling when you accidentally tip your office chair back too far and your life flashes before your eyes