Why didn’t Harry just grab the horcruxes, fly on the giant eagles to Mordor, and have Yoda destroy them with his phaser???
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Wolverine: But Mom he’s so weird
Listerine: Nothing weird about fresh breath
Where do they bury the bodies of the families that lose at Family Feud
Bruce Willis angrily returns a cheese grater to the store, “IT DID NOT MAKE THE CHEESE GREATER! IT JUST MADE LOTS OF LITTLE CHEESE” he fumes
So I’m pounding a few nails in the wall to hang pictures AT THREE PM not in the middle of the night and my neighbor comes in SCREAMING and files a report against me. I hate living on this submarine.
If there isn’t a Witches Coven named “Wiccan Awesome” located in the Boston area, I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Eating frosting with my hand. Just kidding I don’t know whose hand this is
u guys like coachella? u know who else was in a desert with people who didn’t shower? Moses. hi i’m your new youth pastor Keith
“Read ’em and weep” I say as I lay down my hand: a collection of my grandparent’s handwritten love letters from WWII.
My siblings had a fight once and it went like this
Tyler: “Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!”
To this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think of it.