LION: Lions don’t lose sleep over the opinion of sheep.
SHEEP: Shaun thinks your mane looks ridiculous.
LION: *upset* Shaun said that?
Why do countries “cut ties”
when things get tense ?
So weird having men walk around
in suits and half ties.
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Him: I used to have a lazy eye but I had corrective surgery.
Me [trying to impress]: My entire body’s lazy.
Is your wife single?
Remember kids — it may be illegal to text and drive; but you can still lawfully handwrite someone a heartfelt letter at 50mph.
All right stop, coagulate and thicken
KID IN THE BACKSEAT: how much longer do we have to drive?
BON JOVI DAD: oh…we’re halfway there…
Considering our obsessions with cats and emojis, the internet really is the new ancient Egypt.
Either you die or it’s a good trampoline. There’s no in-between.