@lottiegwalker: Why do they call it alcoholics anonymous if you introduce yourself?
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@anerdonfire2: Just so you know, you will be asked to leave the funeral if you do a drum solo on the coffin...no matter how epic it is
@: teacher: your son was caught smoking pot me: did he say where he got it? teacher: yes, his best friend me: [tearing up] he really said that?
@pixelatedboat: You can't trust the mainstream media, that's why I get all my news from the giant in my dreams