I like Triscuits because sometimes you just want to eat a wicker basket.
why does my dog sprint after he poops like he’s fleeing the scene of a crime
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1) Feed a cold.
2) Starve a fever.
3) Make fever watch cold eat.
4) Tell cold he’s a good boy.
5) Look at fever with disdain.
If history has taught us anything, I’d be surprised.
Not sure, but I think I just got to 3rd base with my toothbrush.
My husband grabbed a lightsaber and challenged our daughter to a battle. She ran to the kitchen and grabbed a knife.
Police:For the last time you need to leave your house now!
Me:*frantically packing my Golden Girls DVD box set* ok ok
Me: goodnight moon
Warren Moon: how did you get in my house?
How old are you?
Me: *trying to math it out*
Me: *forgets birth year*
Me: * forgets current year*
Me: *runs away*
Why can’t I be rubied or diamonded. NOOO. I had to be jaded.
I want to follow you back, really, I do.
But the hash tags.
My god the hash tags.