what sorcery is this, the iron wasnt workin, so I took it apart put it together again got left with extra parts and screws but its working??
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TEACHER: okay class, who knows the first 2 letters of the alphabet
A BEE: *proudly raises hand*
Big things DO NOT always come in small packages!
I wish someone had told me the truth before I pounced on this adorable midget. Poor fella.
Soooo, if the string breaks off…do you just make yourself sneeze so that it shoots out?
Female cashier: [stares at me]
*rings up tampons*
I took my cat to Build-A-Bear so he could see what’s going to happen to him if he pees on the carpet again.
If I was meant to exercise, the good alcohol would be kept on the bottom shelf not the top.
Reasons Pluto is so cold:
3) It’s far from the sun
2) Its atmosphere is too thin to trap heat.
1) It found out we said it’s not a planet.
Have been an Arsenal fan for barely an hour and I’m already frustrated,how have they been coping for the past decade?😭
“i never metadata i didn’t like” -NSA
I don’t come into YOUR bathroom and tell YOU how to tweet.