@BadassBarbie11: Why don't they just use a 3 year old with a drum set as an enhanced interrogation technique?
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@daemonic3: ME: someone gave me a cigarette at my job today WIFE: that thing will slowly kill you! ME: I know but at least I got a cigarette from it
@GrantTanaka: I set a rat trap last night & this morning the cheese was gone & there was a picture of my kids in it, what does this mean
@DrakeGatsby: me: i refuse to put the word “dad” in my handle and make all my tweets about parenting. i love my son but i am still my own person and need to maintain my own identity. them: weird way to start a custody hearing and what is a “handle?”
@Ixwie: Ever show ur mum a tweet that u find funny and instead of laughing she just asks 'who's that?' Like I don't know but that's not the point