@BadassBarbie11: Why don't they just use a 3 year old with a drum set as an enhanced interrogation technique?
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@jwoodham: Ostriches would be scary as hell if they could fly or if they had arms, but they can't and they don't, so here we are. Stupid land birds.
@DrakeGatsby: ME: My favorite was always Raphael, but I liked Donatello a lot too DATE: Aww so you were a big fan as a kid? ME *pulling my credit card from my Ninja Turtles wallet*: Hmm?
@GrowlyGrego: [at bar] "Yeah I pulled down a solid 6 figs last year." Whoa that's impressive! "I know, right! Can't believe I got fired by that fig farm."