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@PUNjipati: Why I update my apps
:-For the new features ❌
:-for the notifications to go away✅
@Flora__Flora: Imagine having chills and then imagine those very chills multiplying. That's what life is like for John Travolta
@kayleighpuget: "Am I the only one who-?"
There are over 7 billion people on earth. No. No you're not the only one.
@LionJenkins: Autocorrect just changed "Selfies" to "Selfless" so I just took a picture without me in it.
@mommajessiec: Me: *crying*
Husband: I thought you two were doing math homework together.
Me: We are.
@bourgeoisalien: Holiday tip: remember, you only have a few days left to drop out of people's lives to avoid buying gifts. You're welcome.