Why is it called a bathroom towel and not a john linen?

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Date: That’s not the bat signal!
Date:You’re just doing shadow puppettry on the wall with your hands


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White girl frustrated in the 1700’s:

“I shan’t even”


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400 Likes, 40 Comments. But the best comment was from his best friend: “Where did you go in Uber bro, party was in your house.”


“We should definitely let dolphins go into space instead of monkeys” said one scientist obviously not a dolphin dressed up as a scientist


Lawyer: I’d like to introduce my star witness

Astronomer: Hello