@SkinnerSteven: Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'?
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@DrakeGatsby: Friend: Wanna go out and watch the game? We can get some food maybe. Me: You had me at “get drunk.” Friend: I didn't say that. Me: It’s a no from me.