If it was Raining Men I doubt anyone’d say Hallelujah. Pretty sure people’d be screaming things like, “Augh! That guy just killed my mom!”
Why is it called “getting ghosted” when ghosts whole thing is sticking around too long
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A woman drives into a bar.
How was your day?
-You know in Die Hard when he runs barefoot over broken glass?
-Oh no. It’s just a cool scene. My day was decent
“you okay man?”
listen dude… i know what im doing
*lights a cigarette backwards*
ive seen Guy Code like six times
Hey people with one syllable names…… Good job ruining the Happy Birthday song. Jerks
*puts ex in Memory Lane*
*revs car engine*
Sometimes I get really stoned and stare at phone and wonder why I pay so much money for a government tracking device.
Before I rip these panties off you I gotta ask. Are they Victoria’s Secret or Wal-Mart? It’s important cause I’m on a budget and I’ll feel obligated to replace them.
*eats half a pan of brownies while making salad for dinner*
My need for caffeine is so bad I’m going to AA for the free coffee