@_steamy_mac: Why on earth would I start making good decisions now?
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@RuffaloShuffle: *Dad enters room dressed as Han Solo* "May divorce be with you" "What?" "Your mother and I are getting a divorce. I figured I'd make it fun"
@marebytes: Brutally honest? I'm always honest ... I guess the brutality would depend on your level of aversion to the truth
@BlindChow: Karen, will you marry me? "Ugh. No. Please take me home." *20 minutes of awkward silence as hot air balloon slowly descends*