The Macarena is pretty menacing if you do it in silence in the queue at the bank.
why was 6 mad when 7 won her a stuffed elephant? because 7 1 1 4 9 2
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[Family of lizards]
Mother: this our oldest son, he’s all grown up now and crushes buildings
Little lizard: ahem
Mother: *sighs* also, this our youngest he can get you 15% off car insurance
Him: You’re very interesting.
Me: Thank you.
Him: And fun to be around.
Me: That’s nice, thanks.
Him: You need to stop all of that if this is going to work.
Him: I’m just trying to help you. Change is good.
Me: Check please!
I pronounce CHampagne & CHandelier like CHimp so the lower class thinks I’m “approachable” & the upper class thinks I’m “eclectic”
Neck Tattoos: helping employers make hiring decisions since 1992.
If I worked in a used record store I would tell every customer “all sales are vinyl” until I was fired.
It would be worth it.
Not all crimes are bad. For example: If there was a crow sized hole in a bank vault & a crow decided to sneak into the vault to bring me a shiny coin, every day, for years… This would be good actually.
“Are you drinking again?”
No,it’s just tea
“What kind of tea?”