@electrolemon: why was 6 mad when 7 won her a stuffed elephant? because 7 1 1 4 9 2
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@KylePlantEmoji: [coding] I don't know what I did wrong. I'm an idiot *ten minutes later* I know what I did wrong. I'm an idiot.
@man_spach: The most useful lesson I learned from my cat is if somebody puts clothing on you, just freeze and flop over on your side.
@Prof_BrianCocks: K1: Frankincence K2: Myrrh K3: Gold K1 & K2: WHAT? K3: Gold K1: We said £20 each! K3: I.. K1: I hate you K3: Wrap it from all of us?
@isabelzawtun: The local children surround me, trying to build a pyre. I'M NOT A WITCH, I shriek, my witch-like shrieking doing me no favours whatsoever