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@DaddyJew: Why yes, lady with a cracked IPhone, I'd love it if you'd hold my baby.
@TylerLinkin: Press 1 for English. Press 2 For shitty customer service in any language.
@Br00klyn_BeAr: Do girls imagine themselves sucking in a invisible spaghetti when they're about to take a picture?
@AndyAsAdjective: *takes long drag from cigarette*
*stares off into the distance*
*slowly glances down at hand*
@vaginadental: I tried to think of a funny caption for this but nothing could improve it
@Swishergirl24: If by "unload the dishwasher" you mean take out clean utensils as I need them, then yes I unloaded the dishwasher.