[psychiatrist who used to be a cheerleader] you seem aggressive seem seem aggressive
Wife: Am I grotesque?
Me: No, angel cake!
Wife: Why did you call me a cake?
Me: Cake is round?
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I like to test the waters by pushing people in.????
Nice try, dogs who wear “Please Don’t Pet Me, I’m Working” vests.
*walks up to salad bar and fills entire plate with bacon bits and chocolate pudding*
*Santa’s Google search*
cheap labor not kids
magic cheap labor
elf for sale bulk
labor laws by country
north pole group travel
Me: You won’t believe the dream I had last night! I slapped you in the face with a hot pizza.
M: *looks down*
*sees pepperoni all over*
APPRAISER: This is from IKEA.
ME: I still have the extra screws. If that matters.
My wife ordered a pizza from Papa John’s but I saved a step by throwing up before it got here.
Sorry I threw rice at the coffin. I don’t get invited to much.