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@ItsAndyRyan: Wife: Can you phone the school to see if it's open?
Me: I'll go there and ask
Wife: It's ten minutes away
Me: I enjoy the walk
Wife: It's SNOWING
Me: I will literally do anything to avoid making a phone call

Wife: Can you phone the school to see if it’s open?
Me: I’ll go there and ask
Wife: It’s ten minutes away
Me: I enjoy the walk
Wife: It’s SNOWING
Me: I will literally do anything to avoid making a phone call

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