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@garrettbarry70: Wife. "Did you cut the grass?"

Me. "Yep"

Wife. "But it doesn't look any different!"

Me. "I know, we had a lot of rain while you were out"

Wife. “Did you cut the grass?”

Me. “Yep”

Wife. “But it doesn’t look any different!”

Me. “I know, we had a lot of rain while you were out”

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